i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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