And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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