My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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