fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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