Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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