the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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