So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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