Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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