Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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