apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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