Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
