We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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