break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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