trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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