put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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