and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
