At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
