you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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