So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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