As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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