Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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