i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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