Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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