Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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