You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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