guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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