Non-Jews are for practice
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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