Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
