So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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