I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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