Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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