Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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