What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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