you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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