i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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