I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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