i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He has the fingertips of a God
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