Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I want to have your abortion
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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