There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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