After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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