Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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