I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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