yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
4 words: hood of his car
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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