i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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