i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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