it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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