went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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