if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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