Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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