Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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